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I found this idea here (thanks, Em!) and it inspired me to waste a bit of time. Instead of doing my work, I typed in the following two words in my google search bar:  Kyra needs. 

It was sort of startling. Here are some of the completely unedited responses:

Kyra needs a job  

Kyra needs an art director  

Kyra needs to stop 

Kyra needs everyone’s phone number  

Kyra needs some love  

Kyra needs two cocks to be satisfied

Kyra needs to go on antibiotics

Kyra needs continuous, lifetime care

Kyra needs to be brought down to earth 

Kyra needs to be mainstreamed

I'd say they got just about all of it right. 

Ahem.

Just about. 

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Jess needs to rule the blogosphere with an iron keyboard

Jess needs a home whereby she will be the only pet as she deserves 100%

Jess needs to learn that not everything in the world is nice

Jessica is dying for the country community to love her

JESSICA NEEDS TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

Jess needs to grow up

Jess needs a tub

Jess needs to choose

Jessica needs to stop dressing like Dolly Parton in some of her photos

Jess needs to go stay in a mental hospital until she is well

Yeah, so um . hmm, oooookay

[Michelle O.]

1) Michelle needs your help.

2) Michelle needs constant proof of love.

3) Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the fuck up.

4)Michelle needs a family that will be patient, consistent, kind.

5) Michelle needs to take photography and graphics classes.

6) Michelle needs to go poop.

7)Michelle O needs to start channeling Jackie O -- stat!

8)Michelle needs help designing her art classroom.

9)Michelle needs to be more careful.

10) Michelle needs to keep her legs closed.

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Too funny! I got Lori needs ... a life, a job, help. Actually lots of Lori needs help. Kind of depressing. There are a lot of Loris out there that need help!

[Harvest Mom]

OMG, that is SO hilarious! I had to do it. Here's my list:

Shelley needs some help

Shelley needs help!

Shelley needs PCE

Shelley needs to go

Shelley needs Australia

Shelley needs ABs

Shelley needs more money

Shelley needs Cocoa and Cookies. And Prozac.

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Shelley the Hyperactive Turtle.

That pretty much sums it all up for me too!! LOL

Hugs and new year's kisses -- I miss you!

[Kim]

Um, they way I read the cocks thing was that you had two cocks that you had to work hard to satisfy. Because I'm obviously reading with co dependent eyes. You've had your fun, now go back to your brilliant writing. xoxoxxo

[dave]

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[elizabeth]

That's hilarious. I'm going to try it. I'm a sucker for these things. And thanks for all the info on the phone today!

[Em]

Wow...glad to help you be distracted. LOL

Don't know anything about your need for a job or antibiotics or some of those others. But I surely hope you get some love! And I suppose that could be related to the need for two cocks! LOL

I love reading your blog...and your list. :)

[niksmom]

ROFLMAO! Ahem, looks like Dave's got some work cut out for him! ;-)

HAPPY NEW YEAR! xoxo